A few days ago I took him to the dog park to help him get some energy out and to his delight there was a multitude of dogs to play with. He frolicked among dogs 7 and 8 times his size. After a few minutes he seemed to zone in on one in particular. A 100+ pound Wolamute. For those of you not familiar with dog lingo that is a hybrid between a Malamute(Husky like) and a pure Rocky Mountain Timber Wolf. Honestly if I came across this dog in the wild, I would not be able to tell the difference between 50% wolf and 100%. To Jimmer on the other hand, who thinks he is as big as any other dog in the world, this dog would be the prize notch in his proverbial bedpost. Yes, he chased the wolf hybrid down and started pumping away. Just about every owner at the park could not help from laughing at the little 9 pound JRT try to have his way with the wolf that could quite literally have Jimmer for breakfast. No seriously, I asked the wolfs owner how much he eats in day......10 LBS!!!! Seriously!?!?!?! We are lucky if Jimmer eats a cup a day. Anyway, as you can imagine size is a bit of an obstacle for little Jimmer, so most of the time he has to settle for humping the other dogs legs. Although there are some smaller dogs he seems to manage just find, in absence of a larger breed. All embarrassment aside, I wish I had been able to take a picture of him trying to mount the wolf.
The next day we made another trip to the dog park. Much to Jimmers dismay there was no Wolf to be found; so he settled for a 90 pound German Shepard.
Due to his dog park excursions we frequently need to bathe him once we get home. He is really very tolerant of the baths and he is just so cute that its hard to hold his puppy humping against him.
-Hunter
Great title. I laughed out loud!
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